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Post  foxidrive on Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:35 pm

The Country was in a terrible state,
As the Parliament sat for the Budget Debate.
It was quite a few minutes before Gillard spoke,
Then she said, 'Sex will cost you two bucks a poke,
Whether you're short, skinny or thick.
A tax will be paid on the use of your prick'.



Penny Wong rose and said 'Julia look here,
Will this tax apply to those who are queer?'
Greenie Bob Brown looked rather glum,
'May I be exempt, I only like bum.'
Julia replied and sounded quite airy
'You'll pay double you dirty old fairy'



Up rose Tony Abbott, to tremendous applause
Grabbed Julie Bishop and ripped off her drawers
He straddled across her and f***d her at will
Then shouted to Gillard, 'Put that on the Bill'!



Wayne Swan shouted, 'I think I'll resign,
I haven't had sex for a very long time.
I dream every night of a big juicy crutch,
But two bucks a go .. that's too fucking much.'



The House was in uproar, the fighting went on,
Till Turnbull banged on the Bar with his dong,
'With a tax on a poke in the front and the back
All we can do is have a good whack.'
I disagree said Joyce with a leer,
And stuck his big prick into Bob Katter's ear.




The backbenchers came and the Cabinet went
Rudd took his out and found it was bent.
'Look here', he cried as it swung in the air,
'For those who are bent a discount is fair.'
So all checked their dicks, the Speaker was last,
And in the excitement, the damn Bill was passed.




So now in the beds of Australia at night,
There's many a fanny that's closed up real tight.
They're taxing our booze and taxing our smokes
And now the bastards are taxing our pokes.



If two bucks a head is the price we must pay
It's now with ourselves we find we must play
To quench our frustrations we must have a wank
And for the state of our Country - we've Gillard to thank!


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