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Post  Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:45 pm

lol lol!

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Post  Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:24 pm

Man who eat satay chicken bound to down a few cats in his time.

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Post  Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:00 pm

Good Luck with that.

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Post  Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:58 pm

It's not a question of will power...it's the won't power that gets most of us in trouble.

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Post  Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:54 pm

I like that one Peace

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Post  Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:46 pm

peace wrote:Handle every stressful situation like a dog

if you cant eat it or play with it

Just pee on it and walk away.


Once you have landed that other job first of course.

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Post  Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:45 pm

Sailors rules....if it doesn't move...paint it....if it moves...shoot it!

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Post  peace on Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:40 pm

Handle every stressful situation like a dog

if you cant eat it or play with it

Just pee on it and walk away.
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Post  feral on Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:25 pm

Live and let live

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The further up you fly the further you have to fall

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Post  Guest on Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:20 pm

There are known knowns. These are things we know that
we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things
that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There
are things we don't know we don't know.


Donald Rumsfeld


Our task, your task... is to try to connect the dots
before something happens. People say, 'Well, where's the smoking gun?'
Well, we don't want to see a smoking gun from a weapon of mass
destruction.


Donald Rumsfeld



Imagine, a September 11 with weapons of mass
destruction. It's not 3,000. It's tens of thousands of innocent men,
women and children.


Donald Rumsfeld

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Post  peace on Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:59 pm

LOl

rumi-you can tell which ones our friends wrote at school and which ones our grandparents did.

This was from my gran and strangely her eldest dtr, my Aunt wrote exactly the same thing.

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To thine own self be true and then it must follow as night the day

Thou canst not be false to anyone

Shakespeare

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pop goes the ginger beer

pop goes the cider

My wife popped into bed

And I popped in beside her.

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Down in the valley carved on a tree

Two little words-remember me

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Down in the valley, carved on a rock

Three little words-forget me not.

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

the best right in the world-is the right to be wrong.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

!!!!! was on the tennis court, the sky was blue above

? was on the other side-of course the score was love.

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I wish you luck I wish you joy

I wish you first a baby boy

And when his hair begins to curl

I wish you then a baby girl

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When Mary had a little lamb-the Drs were surprised

But when old McDonald had a farm-they couldn't believe thier eyes.

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Many a ship is lost at sea-through want of sail and rudder

Many a girl has lost her boy-through flirting with annudder

..............the last from my Dad's mate ,who he helped build the first Sydney Hobart cup entry from WA with.
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Post  Guest on Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:17 pm

He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself the accomplice of liars and forgers.


Charles Peguy


Great liars are also great magicians.


Adolf Hitler


Liars are always most disposed to swear.


Vittorio Alfieri



I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of
them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I
met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we
started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he
bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?'
Liar.


Demetri Martin


Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.


Don Marquis





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Post  Guest on Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:36 pm

I remember the Algy one, Peace, but worded slightly differently. I remember my Grandmother writing this one in my autograph book ..

Friends are like diamonds
Precious and rare
False friends are like autumn leaves
Found everywhere

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Post  peace on Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:41 am

here's a few from my autograph book rumi-see if they ring any bells.



Algy went for a walk

Algy met a bear

The bear was bulgy

The bulge was Algy.

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's one from the 20's from my Nan-who grew up then.

The Harem skirt looks just the thing

But wouldn't it shock young wowser

To have a daring damsel ask

How do you like my trousers.

,...Times have sure changed!!

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As I walked under the apple tree

A little bird sent his love to me

As I wiped it from my eye

I thanked the lord

That cows don't fly!

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Two lovers at the garden gate.

Thier lips were tightly pressed

The farmer gave the signal

And the bulldog did the rest

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???? had a little light

She trained it well no doubt

That everytime her boyfriend came

The little light went out.

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Can't think brain numb

Inspiration wont come

Bad writing lousy pen

Good luck.Amen.

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Peanut sitting on a railroad track

His heart was all a flutter

Train came roaring round the bend

Toot toot peanut butter

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and the end ones-

I write on the cover-to save room for your lover.

Hook or by crook-I'll be last in this book.

Eggs and bacon-you're mistaken.

Sorry my friend-but I'm at the end.

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Some pretty profound ones there.LOL
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Post  Guest on Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:01 pm

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Oh Boots how true is that statement!!!...hope the yahfools are reading this!

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Post  Guest on Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:57 pm

peace wrote:Here's a quote from a news broadcast a few weeks ago when a couple of our soldiers were hurt in an IUD blast-seriously-I had to write it down!!



Three Australian soldiers have been killed in Afghansitan, but Govt says thier wounds are not life threatening.


I wasn't aware contraceptive shields were explosive Peace....lmao....I think you mean IED....Improvised Explosive Device. In Boston Legal William Shatner described a woman getting hit on the head by a large piece of concrete as she walked past a construction site and being rendered irreparably dead!

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Post  peace on Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:44 pm

Here's a quote from a news broadcast a few weeks ago when a couple of our soldiers were hurt in an IUD blast-seriously-I had to write it down!!



Three Australian soldiers have been killed in Afghansitan, but Govt says thier wounds are not life threatening.
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Post  peace on Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:40 pm

ha ha-love the woman one rumi-great stuff out on the net these days,

Spider web (noun)-a thing you run into; that suddenly turns you into a karate master

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I'm not getting older, I'm just becoming a classic.

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Today I went on Thesaurus.com and searched for 'Ninjas'

The thesaurus told me-"Ninjas cannot be found."

Well played Ninjas,

very well played.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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"I outlived Michael Jackson-bet you didn't see that coming." -Keith Richards.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post  Boots on Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:09 pm

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Post  Guest on Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:02 pm

Love this one


Women are Angels

And when someone breaks out wings

We simply continue to fly

Usually on a broomstick

We are flexible like that

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Post  Guest on Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:54 pm

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater

If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby

If you give her a house, she will give you a home

If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal

If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her

So, if you give her any crap be ready to receive a ton of shit

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Post  Guest on Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:50 pm

Love the 'you' one lol

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Post  Boots on Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:45 pm

"I am who I am today because of the choices I made yesterday"

-Eleanor Roosevelt
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Post  Boots on Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:43 pm

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

― Dr. Seuss
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