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Post  Ticky on Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:46 am

Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new





drug for depressed lesbians.. It's called Trydixagain.
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Post  hicc's on Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:45 pm

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Post  hicc's on Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:42 pm

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions".

The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."

She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis."


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Post  Ticky on Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:04 pm

Rumi wrote:

and you................SHUDDUP...............
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Post  Ticky on Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:56 pm

awwww....thanks hiccs...............i think........
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Post  Rumi on Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:06 pm

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Post  hicc's on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:59 pm

For some reason I thought of you tick Very Happy

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Post  hicc's on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:40 pm




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Post  hicc's on Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:01 pm

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Post  hicc's on Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:13 pm

A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said, "Let's talk".

Kid: Ok, what do we talk about?

Man (making fun of the kid): How about nuclear power?

Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question... Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat patty and horse clumps. Why?

Man: I don't know.

Child: Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you dont know shit???

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Post  hicc's on Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:06 pm


Can so relate to this one...
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Post  Kat on Thu Nov 08, 2012 7:24 pm

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Ditto!
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Post  Guest on Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:50 pm


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Post  Rumi on Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:48 pm

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Post  hicc's on Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:32 pm




If I had a dollar for every time I've threatened this over the last 28 years Very Happy
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Post  hicc's on Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:28 pm

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Post  Ticky on Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:59 pm

g'day pump ya dopey prick....
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Post  BigP on Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:53 pm

Ticky wrote:A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, ' Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,

'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan ....'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'


Obviously wasn't hiding under your skirt was he...lol

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Post  Ticky on Mon Nov 05, 2012 5:40 pm

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, ' Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,

'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan ....'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'
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Post  hicc's on Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:39 pm



He's one brave bloody fool...
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Post  hicc's on Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:35 pm

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Post  hicc's on Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:47 pm

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend
to hypnotize each and every member of the audience"

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat.

"I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.

A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, the
chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" .....said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.

Claude never was invited back.
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