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Post  BigP on Sun Feb 07, 2016 3:27 pm

Peace of shit !

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Post  Rumi on Sat Jul 11, 2015 12:29 pm

I don't know whether to laugh or puke
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Post  hicc's on Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:00 pm

A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."




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Post  hicc's on Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:55 am

Saw this on a facebook joke page...lol

I was walking through the shopping mall and came across a muslim bookstore.

The clerk behind the counter asked...How can I help you?...

I'd like a copy of the Australian Immigration Policy Book please....The clerk said Fuck off , Get out and Don't come back!..

Yes, that's the one I was looking for I said.
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Post  Ticky on Fri Dec 05, 2014 10:58 am

Elton Johns baby...........................
They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!
 
"The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the dummy out of his arse...."
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Post  Ticky on Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:42 am

they are going to put a jihad on hiccs............
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Post  hicc's on Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:15 am

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Post  hicc's on Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:13 am


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Post  hicc's on Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:08 am

A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might not ever find a new mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided to go see a Chinese doctor named Dr. Chang (a sex therapist) to see if he could help her.

When she arrived to his office, she told him her symptoms and he said, "Take off all your crothes and you crawl real real fass away from me on the froor".

She crawled to the other side of the room, and Dr. Chang said, "Now... you crawl real fass back to me", and she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "You haf read bad case of Zachary Disease... worse I ever see! That is why you have sex probrem".

The woman was completely confused and asked Dr. Chang to explain exactly what Zachary Disease was and he replied "Zachary Disease. That when your face rook ZACHARY rike your ass!"


This was one of my dads favorite jokes.... Very Happy
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Post  Rumi on Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:03 pm

Keep them coming   
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Post  Ticky on Tue Nov 25, 2014 1:11 pm

hicc's wrote:I thought I'd best stop at 3 pictures... Twisted Evil  

I had a bit of a theme going there... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil



THEME ???...you went friggin feral..... Shocked
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Post  hicc's on Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:06 am

I thought I'd best stop at 3 pictures... Twisted Evil  

I had a bit of a theme going there... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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Post  Ticky on Tue Nov 25, 2014 1:42 am

You are with that last one...PMSL.....
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Post  hicc's on Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:56 pm



lol.... I'm on a frikkin roll tonight Twisted Evil
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Post  Ticky on Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:33 pm

hicc's wrote:
Ticky wrote:You realise of course Hiccs that you have just blown your chances of ending up with 72 studs?

I do enough running away from 1 stud... stuffed if I'd bother with 72 of em..

Plus like most studs.. when they're not doing the deed they're flapping their jaws dribbling shit...

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Post  hicc's on Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:20 pm

Ticky wrote:You realise of course Hiccs that you have just blown your chances of ending up with 72 studs?

I do enough running away from 1 stud... stuffed if I'd bother with 72 of em..

Plus like most studs.. when they're not doing the deed they're flapping their jaws dribbling shit...

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Post  Ticky on Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:16 pm

You realise of course Hiccs that you have just blown your chances of ending up with 72 studs?
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Post  hicc's on Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:52 pm

A Muslim dies, and by some error in his handling, ends up in heaven.
He’s stopped at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who says:
"Sorry, but we don’t allow Muslims into Heaven".
"What?,,,, replies the Muslim, and why not"?
"Well, we just don’t!!,,,, and that’s it,,, we're short on Virgins".
The Muslim complains and carries on until St Peter gets fed up.
"Well,,,, says St Peter, have you ever done anything good in your life"?
Ummm--the Muslim replies.
" Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting
for a children’s charity so I gave her ten pounds.
Last week I donated ten pounds to the Cancer Society
and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money,,,
so I gave him ten pounds too"!
"Alrighty then, says St Peter,,,
wait here and I'll have a quick word with God" .
Five minutes later St Peter returns and says to the Muslim.
Listen, I’ve spoken with God and he agrees with me ... ... ......
Here’s your 30 quid back,,,,,,,,,, now fuck off!!!
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Post  BigP on Fri Aug 08, 2014 3:31 pm


It would appear that Lisa is more infamous than the great "Madulla  oblong garter "  lol

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